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resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet

erosgoldenstar:

Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”

yusterday:

I identify w tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that’s pretty much me

cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

nnipple:

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when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw


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